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Just Getting Started (2017) Movie Review

December 19, 2017 Steve Baqqi
...and you'll be wishing it would just be over. 

...and you'll be wishing it would just be over. 

There’s a genre of film that I’d like to christen the “senior comedy.” Films like The Bucket List, Going in Style, and Dirty Grandpa are examples of this niche that caters heavily to the Baby Boomer dollar. These films are often defined by their willingness to embrace taboos about sex, violence, or just give license to act like a juvenile idiot-which is just fine, if done right. Just Getting Started is just another in the long line of such “senior comedies,” but done wrong. What’s more, Just Getting Started is simply the latest cynical Christmas cash grab, released solely to squeeze profits out of the holiday season.

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Tags Just Getting Started, Morgan Freeman, Tommy Lee Jones, Rene Russo, 2017, Movie Review, Bad Movies, Terrible Movies, Christmas, The Bucket List, Going in Style, Dirty Grandpa, Senior Comedy, Cash Grab, Duke Driver, The Man, Van Wilder, Ron Shelton, Hollywood Homicide, Santa Claus, Arizona, Sex, Drinking, Frat Boys, Star Wars
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Daddy's Home 2 (2017) Movie Review

November 30, 2017 Steve Baqqi
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After seeing A Bad Moms Christmas, I didn’t think that a bad, lazy, blatant money grab movie could get any worse, or more obvious, for that matter. My God, was I wrong. Daddy’s Home 2 is somehow even worse than A Bad Moms Christmas. Using the same stale and wholly generic formula of the Christmas themed sequel, Daddy’s Home 2: The Christmas Special is a cynical attempt to part you from your money under the guise of holiday cheer. Returning leads Marky Mark and Will Ferrell are back but this time their dads (Mel Gibson and John Lithgow) are coming too!

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Tags Daddy's Home 2, Movie Review, 2017, Mark Wahlberg, Will Ferrell, Bad Movies, Comedy Movies, A Bad Moms Christmas, Mel Gibson, John Lithgow, Christmas, Sequel, John Cena, Step Brothers
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A Bad Moms Christmas (2017) Movie Review

November 30, 2017 Steve Baqqi
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A Bad Moms Christmas is the sequel to the original Bad Moms, starring Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, and Kathryn Hahn as the three leads. I remember liking the first Bad Moms, so why does this sequel make me regret those kind words? A Bad Moms Christmas is a lazy sequel designed solely to profit from the goodwill of patrons to its predecessor and the holiday season.

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Tags Bad Moms, A Bad Moms Christmas, Bad Movies, Comedy Movies, Movie Review, 2017, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell, Kathryn Hahn, Christmas, Daddy's Home 2, Christine Baranski, Cheryl Hines, Susan Sarandon
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Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) Movie Review

November 22, 2017 Steve Baqqi
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Sequels in Hollywood tend to follow the tried and true formula of being  “the same, but different.” Kingsman: The Secret Service was a violent breath of fresh air for the spy genre, harkening back to the older, ridiculous Bond films, while having nothing but contempt for the more recent grim iterations starring Daniel Craig. Kingsman: The Golden Circle is, unfortunately, the bad type of sequel; the kind that self indulgently wallows in its predecessor’s footsteps, while only introducing stale ideas and underdeveloped characters. The Golden Circle attempts to mask its flaws with its action and crude humor, but ultimately is a poor, bloated imitation of Kingsman: The Secret Service.

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Tags Hollywood, 2017, Movie Review, Kingsman: The Secret Service, Kingsman: The Golden Circle, James Bond, Daniel Craig, Sequel, Bad Movies, Spy Movie, The Statesmen, Galahad, Harry Hart, Colin Firth, Eggsy, Taron Egerton, Tilde, Agent Whiskey, Pedro Pascal, Agent Tequila, Channing Tatum, Poppy Adams, Julianne Moore, Matthew Vaughn, Kick-Ass
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Morgan (2016) Movie Review

September 17, 2016 Steve Baqqi

When I told my friends the latest movie I saw was Morgan, they each responded the same way. “Morgan? What’s that about? I haven’t heard or seen anything about it?” It seems as though Morgan failed in the advertising department which is a shame since more people won’t know how bad this movie was. Morgan is a film about bioengineering a being for less than noble means and SURPRISE, SURPRISE, that turns out to be a pretty terrible idea for everyone involved. Created destroys creator, blah, blah, blah, this movie sucks.

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Tags Assasins, Boyd Holbrook, Kate Mara, Bioengineering, DEA Agent Steve Murphy, 2016, Ridley Scott, Sci-FI, Anna Taylor-Joy, Luke Scott, Morgan, Bad Movies
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